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A rapper from Texas whom looks like a homeless man and raps about he's past life manly course you know "STRAIGHT OUTTA TEXAS A HOMELESS GUY NAMED POST MALONE" he loves wearing rlly old weird clothes and has some pretty cool grillz if I say so myself he has a small sense of humor and doesn't mumble well raping which makes it an understandable song m8 AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!!
Damn that songs fire he's such a POST MALONE
by Austin post February 14, 2018
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Post Malone

Only person in the world who masters being rich and homeless at the same time
Guy: Yooo its Post Malone
Girl: Is he rich or broke??
by I lik3 my name kidz March 28, 2019
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PMS (Post Malone Syndrome)

This isn't your traditional PMS it's way more than that. Post Malone Syndrome affects both males and females equally. Typical symptoms vary from person to person. The Most Common are Feelings of Paranoia, Psychosis, Richness, Sadness, Coldness, Feeling Like a Rockstar, Having Deja Vu, Falling Apart, Leaving Suddenly, Taking Shots, Feelings of being Up There, Too Young, Sometimes Feeling Whitney, and Seeing Sunflowers.

Other side effects may include: Pleasant dreams, euphoria, erotic visions, and increased libido.

There is no cure for Post Malone Syndrome PMS. It takes over your life then you start taking Zack and Codeine.
PMS (Post Malone Syndrome)

Anita: Hey Leon, I think I have PMS because I'm feeling like a Rockstar at times then I Fall Apart . Sometimes I ask myself why don't you love me.
Leon Dechino: That's sick, why would you tell me that?!
Anita: No, not that type of PMS... I mean Post Malone Syndrome.
Leon Dechino: Ohhhhh, I get that all the time, but my symptom is rare - erotic visions! Take some Zack and Codeine... You'll be better in the morning.
Anita: Thanks Leon!
by AnitaAnu March 28, 2019
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Post Malone

Marlon Webb found a Post Malone in his mailbox
by Metallicajunkie October 3, 2018
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Post Malone

American Rapper who's some hits are : Candy paint, White Iverson,Congratulations,etc..
"Oh yeah! Post Malone was the one that was singing 'i fall apart'"
by IG:mexican.ratita December 18, 2017
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Post Malone

A white rapper that doesn't know what toothpaste is, and looks suspiciously like a homeless guy.
Dammmmmmmn it this Post Malone song is catchy!
by Anonymouse🐀 December 15, 2018
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Post Malone

1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.

2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.
Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."

Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"
by A Human Male July 12, 2018
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