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post jerk 

The feeling after a man masturbates where he feels tired and/or wiped out. His dick will most likely be floppy and/or also tired. After phone sex the post jerk will inhibit the mans ability to keep speaking on the phone, especially at night. Never bother a man in post jerk, he may freak out
betty: damn, my boy friend and i had hot phone sex last night but it was so awkward after he barely answered me

Sarah: he was probably having post jerk
post jerk by the master9000 October 9, 2007
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Post Jerk-off State (PJS) 

The tiring & euphoric state reached after male orgasm from masturbation.
My mind was racing and I couldn't sleep last night. "Yadda yadda yadda" some Post Jerk-off State (PJS) put me out like a light.

I fell into a crazy PJS and passed out hard.
Post Jerk-off State (PJS) by CMR430 February 12, 2010

Post Jerk Depression

The moment right after you cum while masturbating, that you question doing it in the first place and feeling like shit.
“Man, I had super bad P.J.D (Post Jerk Depression)last week. I haven’t beat my meat since then.”
Post Jerk Depression by Kicky40 March 15, 2018

Post Jerk Depression

That feeling of dread and awfulness, when you realize that beating your meat isn't making you happy and you think back about all of your mistakes that lead you to having a twitchy dick in your hand, after busting a nut
My Post Jerk Depression kicked in and I'm ready to die man
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