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Portlethen 

Portlethen is a really cool school
Absolutely amazing!

So many junkies go here!
And so many slags!
The school gym smells like socks and the place is just overall minging.
Fat teachers like mr Douglas that eats all the chocolate cake, swear he has about 3 a day.
He sits and plays with his army figures.
Best school 10/10
Why do you go to portlethen?
Because it does good cake
Related Words

portledge 

A school that is more like a country club than a school. Kids with big egos and bigger bank accounts.
Did you see that Aston Martin in the parking lot? That is definitely a Portledge student.
portledge by lilyachty November 17, 2016

postlethwaite 

A really cool surname and if you are lucky enough to have it as your own, you should fell extremely happy. From the north of England area - yorkshire way.
"That girl over there is really cool! What's her name?"

"Oh , that's because her surname is Postlethwaite!"

portlethen 

The best academy out there if you think otherwise I'll touch your nan
Oi porty is proper swag right fam

YO PORTY IS IGHT YOU GET ME FAM

portlethen means "cool"
A man or woman that is only slightly overweight, mildly chunky, or a little tubby; not a full porker.
"That girl was thin in high school, but now she's a porklet. She needs to hit the gym before she becomes a full porker."
porklet by Bamalamadingdong August 17, 2007

Porglets 

Porglets are what you call baby Porgs. They are super adorable though some think they look creepy.
What is a porglet?”

“Porglets are what you call baby Porgs.”
Porglets by Melody Bello February 23, 2021