Portato

1. A potato that has gone through the process of teleportation

2. A very very uncommon term for one's buttocks.

"Dude this potato tastes a little gamma-rayish." "Yeah it's a portato"
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SHAKE YOUR PORTATO!!

Portato by MacaroniMan May 21, 2011

Portato

A word used to describe GLaDOS in Portal 2, where she is strapped to a potato battery, and stuck to the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

Person 1: Dude, why do you have a potato on your portal gun?

Person 2: It's a Portato Gun! With all the powers of Portals, GLaDOS, and Potatos!

Portato by Mistia June 14, 2011

Portato

1. A potato that has gone thorough the process of teleportation.

2. A very very uncommon term for ones buttocks used only by people named Kameron.

1. Boy: Where the heck did my lunch go!? Girl: It must have been a portato.

2. Kameron: Son of @#$%&!!! The dog bit me in the portato!

Portato by RedHerring1290 May 21, 2011

Jack portato 

Stinks like poo cant drive and is built like a panda always is squinting hides in trees and stays in warm areas and is always aggressive when in your in its vicinity its slang word comes from the high mountains of Somalia where the villagers call it Jackyacks.

You are such a Jack portato

Jack portato by Mr Gdem September 9, 2022

Potato D 

It’s what ur best friend has.

That’s my best friend. She got potato d

Potato D by Potato Z August 26, 2021

potty potato 

Slang for a very large, solid bowel movement

I dropped a potty potato and it clgged the toilet.

potty potato by dirtdoctor July 13, 2009

because potato 

Expression used to communicate that a decision was made without any justification.

She voted for Hillary, because potato.

because potato by _ROV_ June 29, 2018