An outdoor building with a
toilet. These things don’t flush and some places with them rarely
clean them out, so you’ll end up walking into that tiny little porta potty and smell someone’s bean burrito blowout, Taco
Bell Tornado, baked bean bomb, and someone’s meatloaf mud
slide all in one. On
top of all of this, there are often no trash cans, so if you’
re on your period and you have to use a porta potty, you have my sympathies. There are also no working sinks, so you might have to use hand sanitizer or nothing at all. That’s right, not all porta potties have hand sanitizer or anything to wash your hands with. So after you’ve just finished adding to the list of
bad smells with your turbulent taco typhoon, you’ve gotta walk around with your hands smelling like the aftermath of that Taco
Tuesday you thought was a good idea yesterday. Gross! Don’t
even get me started on how bad it smells during the summer heat! If you’ve made it this far, and you haven’t picked up on it yet, I hate porta potties. You’
re better off pissing in the woods. I’m a girl, and I would much rather do the squats in the woods then squeeze a fat one in a porta potty. The lesson you can take from this is that you should never go in a porta potty.
