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port angeles

An interesting town where half the people are hicks who want to cut down all the other trees and the other half are hippies who want to climb all the trees (This would be me). It is a beautiful area located in Western Washington, sandwiched between the Straits of Juan De Fuca and the Olympic Mountains. Many rivers and lakes are also close by.
Port Angeles was established as a townsite by Abraham Lincoln in 1862 by executive order which led the Board of Trade in 1890 to call it the "Second National City", Washington DC being the first. This meant if DC blew up then the nations capital would move to Port Angeles.
port angeles by Carlo May 13, 2005
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Port angeles, often referred to as PA, is a disgusting white trash town full of hicks, potheads, and tweakers. All those kids who hang out by the arcade have all been to juvi or rehab at least twice and are always on drugs.
Hey, wanna go to port angeles?
Ew, no way.
port angeles by yousuck123ugh April 28, 2011

port angeles

A small wannabe hick town, where everyone is obessesed with dressing like a cowboy, and driving a pickup, when half of the town has no idea what a cowboy is.
wannabe cowboy, "I need me a new pair of carhartt's, ive been wearin dis set fer damn der 4 years strainght"

cool guy, "you faggot, you must be from Port Angeles."
port angeles by Billy Bob January 15, 2005

Port Angeles

A dark little town where the sun never shines and everyone is obsessed with twilight. It rains constantly in Port Angeles. There are many homeless drunks at the corner of the infamous 1st street where they hoard cash to get a beer at the pub across the street. This little town has no community and very crappy drivers. The forest is beautiful but it doesn't help if you cant see it. You don't need sunglasses to live in this town.
Port Angeles is so gloomy, I must pack my things and leave immediately.
Port Angeles by EYEkisses December 6, 2010

Port Angeles, WA 

A small town located in the Pacific Northwest, which is located in Washington, the northwest state in the Pacific Northwest, and then located in the northwestern part of Washington on the Northern Olympic Peninsula. With a surrounding population estimated at around 30,000-40,000; it is the largest city in Clallam County and the Olympic Peninsula. It is nicknamed "the center of it all" and the gateway to the Olympic National Park. Although Port Angeles is jawdropping beautiful, it has the worst drug and alcohol problem, the most suicides, and the highest concentration of meth labs in the state of Washington. It is home to Olympic Medical Center, noted for being one of the best medical centers of its kind in the world. It has surprisingly bad traffic for being such a small city, and teenage city residents tend to be either hicks, druggies, or intelligent people that have a lot going for themselves. It's particularly well known for the Twilight series.
Port Angeles, WA is very beautiful.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026