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port angeles

An interesting town where half the people are hicks who want to cut down all the other trees and the other half are hippies who want to climb all the trees (This would be me). It is a beautiful area located in Western Washington, sandwiched between the Straits of Juan De Fuca and the Olympic Mountains. Many rivers and lakes are also close by.
Port Angeles was established as a townsite by Abraham Lincoln in 1862 by executive order which led the Board of Trade in 1890 to call it the "Second National City", Washington DC being the first. This meant if DC blew up then the nations capital would move to Port Angeles.
port angeles by Carlo May 13, 2005
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Port angeles, often referred to as PA, is a disgusting white trash town full of hicks, potheads, and tweakers. All those kids who hang out by the arcade have all been to juvi or rehab at least twice and are always on drugs.
Hey, wanna go to port angeles?
Ew, no way.
port angeles by yousuck123ugh April 28, 2011

port angeles

A small wannabe hick town, where everyone is obessesed with dressing like a cowboy, and driving a pickup, when half of the town has no idea what a cowboy is.
wannabe cowboy, "I need me a new pair of carhartt's, ive been wearin dis set fer damn der 4 years strainght"

cool guy, "you faggot, you must be from Port Angeles."
port angeles by Billy Bob January 15, 2005

Port Angeles

A dark little town where the sun never shines and everyone is obsessed with twilight. It rains constantly in Port Angeles. There are many homeless drunks at the corner of the infamous 1st street where they hoard cash to get a beer at the pub across the street. This little town has no community and very crappy drivers. The forest is beautiful but it doesn't help if you cant see it. You don't need sunglasses to live in this town.
Port Angeles is so gloomy, I must pack my things and leave immediately.
Port Angeles by EYEkisses December 6, 2010

Port Angeles, WA 

A small town located in the Pacific Northwest, which is located in Washington, the northwest state in the Pacific Northwest, and then located in the northwestern part of Washington on the Northern Olympic Peninsula. With a surrounding population estimated at around 30,000-40,000; it is the largest city in Clallam County and the Olympic Peninsula. It is nicknamed "the center of it all" and the gateway to the Olympic National Park. Although Port Angeles is jawdropping beautiful, it has the worst drug and alcohol problem, the most suicides, and the highest concentration of meth labs in the state of Washington. It is home to Olympic Medical Center, noted for being one of the best medical centers of its kind in the world. It has surprisingly bad traffic for being such a small city, and teenage city residents tend to be either hicks, druggies, or intelligent people that have a lot going for themselves. It's particularly well known for the Twilight series.

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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