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porchslam

When your friend (usually of Italian heritage) has impromptu sex on a porch. A bone sesh on any porch, balcony, or patio where you end up having sex on the furniture, railings, or the ground.
Holy crap, that Italian girl totally took me up on a porchslam last night. Score, dude!
by Dr. Definitionz November 14, 2010
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porchulacka

Da flowering ground-cover dat gets planted in da area of bare earth near da door to a human dwelling where a walkway-platform had previously existed.
Maybe if Da Kingfish and Andy Brown had planted a cheery-colored bed of porchulacka in da empty spot where dey had cluelessly dismantled a perfectly-good wooden landing by mistake, do house's owners might not have been quite so seethingly incensed by said horrendous error.
by QuacksO August 24, 2022
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