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Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.
"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"
Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010

pollocking the toilet 

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.
Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

Poplockin' the wampwamp 

Jumping out the window of a house, apartment, or other residential dwelling and completing as many breakdancing moves as possible before hitting the ground (the wampwamp).
That nigga poplockin' the wampwamp from seven up, damn.

Pollocking

The act of pulling out right before ejaculation and whipping your penis around in a spastic manner all over your partner
Dude, I was pollocking all over that girl last night, she was so surprised.
Pollocking by Mr.Talks-A-Big-Game August 29, 2011

popalacking

hey whats popalacking
popalacking by unknownx89 January 27, 2008

Poplocking 

A word used to describing Popping when people dont know anything about the dance.
Person 1: That kid is so good at poplocking!
Person 2: which one, popping or locking?
Person 1: yes exactly
Person 2: ITS TWO DIFFERENT DANCES!!!
Poplocking by Verbal Radiation April 14, 2011