popcorn moment

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One of those precious moments in life that can only be fully enjoyed with a bag of popcorn. Most of the times these occur when two people are arguing RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.

1. Guy #1: Fuck you man, I broke up with her just last week and you're already in love with her?!
Guy #2: Hell yeah, if its love, its love. You and your fuckin chode need to man up and get over it!
Guy #1: SHIT! She told you I've got a chode?!?!
Guy #2: Nope, your mom did!
Guy #1's mom: Sorry hun..
Guy #1: SHIT!
Bystander: (thinking to self) Damn, what a popcorn moment...

2. On facebook, someone's relationship status changes to single. If the separated lovers start arguing on that status, whatever the fuck they say = a popcorn moment.

"Random Hot Girl is now single."
Random Hot Girl's ex: What the fuck is this shittttt?
Random Hot Girl: I'm done with you, fuck off of my wall!
Random Hot Girl's ex: Whoa babeee, I <3 you!
Random Hot Girl: Sucks ass, cuz I don't love you back bitch!
Random Hot Girl's ex: I knew this was gonna happen, thats why I got alllll of our sexy times on tape! Suck it!!!
Random guy: *POPCORN MOMENT*! OH SHIT, LEMME GET THEM VIDS!

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popcorn momentum

1. A lustful momentum in which one cannot, or will not stop eating popcorn.

2. Any act in which the person named has no control over what they are currently ingesting.

Sarah: Hey Pete, you better slow down with those beers; it's like watching Charlie Sheen.
Pete: Fuck off! I've got some wicked popcorn momentum going on here.

popcorn momentum by Jamhowlear March 19, 2011

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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