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pooxting 

Pooxting is a great way to pass time on the toilet.
pooxting by J-E January 10, 2012

Pooxting 

The act of Texting whilst pooing.
Pooxting is welcome in the Wade-iverse
Pooxting by wadeforshaw March 8, 2010

Pooxting 

The act of texting someone while pooping.
"I was in the bathroom longer than usual because I was busy pooxting my friends.
Pooxting by JoeBlue February 16, 2010

Pooxting 

Pooxting is a description of when someone is on the john dropping a deuce and they can't help themselves but to text all that they can while they are in there handling their business.
I have to go take a crap. I'll pooxt you once I get settled in.

So I was pooxting my friend earlier and she said were on for pub night.
Pooxting by bdcustoms July 30, 2010

Pooxting 

Deliberately taking time to send texts while you are pooping. A person who is known for this habit is a pooxter.
My assistant disappears into the bathroom each day and yet I receive texts from said person. Oh wow she is pooxting. No idea she was a pooxter.
Pooxting by Deaffreelancer October 28, 2022
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
poopting by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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