poosandwich

quite literally,
a sandwich of poo. :)

person1: omg, youre such a bitch.
person2: what the hell? what did i do you you?
1: i hate you.
2: go eat a poosandwich.

by ronaaaaaaaaaaald. December 17, 2008

Poo Sandwich

A Poo sandwich is two slices wholemeal bread, which have been layered with poo which has been softened in the microwave for just a moment of happiness and then the completed sandwich is toasted for a crispy yet delicate taste.

Also try dock leaves for the health conscious.

Mmm, i reet fancy a poo sandwich.. all toasty and soft yum! :)

by Sunbeamftw May 7, 2011

Poo Sandwich

When something doesn't sit well in your stomache, when it doesn't taste right, when you can't face eating/drinking something because you feel i'll or for whatever reason

After last nights drinking mission this afternoons pint is going down like a poo sandwich

by Spencer Richardson April 4, 2006

dog poo sandwich

something that is absolutly rubbish!!!

Oh henny that cup of tea was 'dog poo sandwich'

by Jonny Barnsley October 20, 2004

Petsandwich

an orgy among household pets, usually involving 3 or more animals, with one being "sandwiched" in between the other two

Yo I totally just witnessed a petsandwich earlier

by Thatoneguyovertherebutnotthat1 October 9, 2019