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Poo Sandwich 

A Poo sandwich is two slices wholemeal bread, which have been layered with poo which has been softened in the microwave for just a moment of happiness and then the completed sandwich is toasted for a crispy yet delicate taste.

Also try dock leaves for the health conscious.
Mmm, i reet fancy a poo sandwich.. all toasty and soft yum! :)
Poo Sandwich by Sunbeamftw May 7, 2011
Related Words

Poo Sandwich 

When something doesn't sit well in your stomache, when it doesn't taste right, when you can't face eating/drinking something because you feel i'll or for whatever reason
After last nights drinking mission this afternoons pint is going down like a poo sandwich

dog poo sandwich 

Oh henny that cup of tea was 'dog poo sandwich'
dog poo sandwich by Jonny Barnsley October 20, 2004

Petsandwich 

an orgy among household pets, usually involving 3 or more animals, with one being "sandwiched" in between the other two
Yo I totally just witnessed a petsandwich earlier

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026