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poor farms 

Today's unjust wealth-circualtion has created many problems for those 'many' of us 'have-nots', seperated off from the rich 'haves' living in their fancyass 'Privatopias' by electronic gates (gated communities) and mega-Development-maddened investors who are building 'siege-chic' housing projects in large cities (gated neighborhoods), to house the rich fartsos in them, excluding the poor in what's known as the 'overclass' or 'privatocracy'.
Poor Farms started out in Hollywood-poisoned Los Angeles and spread out worldwide. LA's bum-blockades were for -- as the name suggests -- bumtown residents who kept seeping into the other 'stars-studded' nice and clean side. But, these ritzy-shitzy 'gated neighborhoods' can now be seen in faroff places like Iraq and Egypt.

Jordan will have its own fair share with new Saudi-financed, strictly-guarded housing projects: modern blocs erected in pollution-choked Jordanian 'second cities' like seaside Aqaba and Jordan's waste-dump e'Zarqa (this city is the major workforce supplier in Jordan where people can barley find their NBH 'next bowl of hummus'!), wait and lo... 'bum-proof' lawns and bum alarms are going to share the same ground with the people who live there in their poor farms!

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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026