pooq

random insult that has no real meaning but people will take it like a real insult.



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pooq by keldarn November 27, 2004

pooq

Pronunciation: \ˈpük\
Function: noun
Etymology: Modern English pook, derived from Parisian dialect of etiquette & couture pouqué, combined modern words of purse and hook.

Date: circa 1920’s
1: pursehook is a type of portable hook meant to temporarily secure a purse or handbag to a table, sink or armrest
2. a line of couture pursehooks designed in Vancouver, Canada; fashion authority; keeping up-to-date with current runway trends
3. a fabulous promotional item for bars, restaurants, events, corporate brands
4. great as a treat to yourself, fabulous as gifts to your moms, girlfriends, sisters and girlfriends for guys
5. slang: "pooq me up": the precious trinket that lifts your purse and mood

A group of social butterflies are sitting down at a trendy restaurant. One of the girls takes her POOQ out of her purse, places it on the edge of the table, and effortlessly slings her purse on the hook.

"What is that?"
"It's a POOQ! It holds my purse up so I don't have to put it on the ground and it stays right beside me."
"WOW! Where can I get one?"
"www.pooqmeup.com. They design a couture collection of POOQs every fashion season! You gotta check it out!"

pooq by pooqmeup April 12, 2010

pooquet 

The smell of a fart, in particular the ability of the fart to linger with a unique aroma.

Jeff let a fart with a very rich pooquet.

pooquet by doooosh November 5, 2009

pooqua 

When your eyelashes or your ear hairs are so long they can wave in the wind

“Wow, I really love your pooqua!”

pooqua by Salmir June 4, 2019

Pooquart 

When a woman farts sitting down and the fart goes in and out of the vagina creating a clapping sound.

If you pooquart, you're too lazy to lift your bottom in the air when you have to fart so your fart will enter the vagina and make a clapping sound.

Pooquart by TCutta January 9, 2012

Pooque 

When you think you need to have a poo, but end up sitting on the toilet and fart continually. You will probably automatically wipe your bottom but this isn't crucial.

'Oh gawwd, I just had a pooque. It don't stink that bad!'

Pooque by Spider_Dann June 27, 2012

Pooqa 

A wild mythical beast that devours small children and punches everything, seduces ladies, and has a purple and red pelt.

That man over there is like a pooqa!

Pooqa by etheell October 2, 2010