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Poopnant 

The state you feel a huge poop is brewing in your large intestine. It's like pregnancy, only with poop.
Honey, I think I'm Poopnant.
I took the poopnancy test. And... I'm Poopnant.
I ate too much food. Now I feel Poopnant.
Poopnant by Billybobpete August 15, 2009
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Captain Poopypants 

A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.
CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!
VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.

poopinsnatch

So and so has a real juicy poopinsnatch

Poopgnant 

This is like a pregnancy, only with a poop. It's where you feel bloated and you know a huge stinky turd is brewin' in your large intestine.
Honey, I think I'm Poopgnant
I took the poopgnancy test and... I'm Poopgnant
I ate enough to become Poopgnant
Poopgnant by Billybobpete August 16, 2009

Sirak Poopyman 

What comes out of an Armenian man's derriere whilst he has a severe case of explosive diarrhoea.
That Armenian guy who just came out of the toilet had a fat Sirak Poopyman, it's all over the bathroom!
Polite way of talking to a little girl about her vagina, pussy.

Grown ups have Poontang. Little ones have Poonana
Did you wash your poonana good.
Poonana by Stimpy November 5, 2003