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poopnscoot 

To use the shitter of a restaurant, gas station, or store with the intent of only using the bathroom and not buying anything or letting anyone know you will be using the bathroom and only the bathroom.
I hate to poopnscoot, but i really gotta shit, and that gas station is the closest thing.

pootscootboogie 

Having sex with someone in a stand-up position while both partners are flatulent. Ideally, Brooks & Dunn is playing in the background.
My wife and I were gassy after eating burritos, but that didn't stop us from doing the pootscootboogie during our lovemaking.
pootscootboogie by Cap'taint Crunch February 20, 2014

poopscotch

an explicative used when something bad has happened to you, but you dont think is very important.
Did i just get shot in the leg? Poopscotch!
poopscotch by redbomber0 October 12, 2005

Poopscotch

The stain left on you undies/panties after wearing them.
Damn babe, from the looks of that poopscotch you must have been eating meatloaf all day!
Poopscotch by Chuck Bucket March 31, 2005

pootscootalybootdoot 

A nonsense word that larried people slur while on a booze binge. Usually followed by dancing a jig.
"Man, Roid was sauced last night! He started saying pootscootalybootdoot and dancing some king of fartass jig! What a larry.
pootscootalybootdoot by Roidanator November 8, 2008

Pornscouting 

Quickly searching through a well-known pornhub, like imagefap or deviantart, to find 20+ pictures in less than 15 minutes. A pornscout is somebody who does this for you.
Barry:'Wow, you have a lot of porn there.'
James:'Yep, I was just doin' a bit of pornscouting...
Pornscouting by FOTEPX June 29, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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