Poonscout

Someone who does recon on a club, party, bar, etc. looking for attractive females for him and his buddies.

We sent the poonscout into the party to check it out.

by mrhapnaper October 7, 2009

poopnscoot

To use the shitter of a restaurant, gas station, or store with the intent of only using the bathroom and not buying anything or letting anyone know you will be using the bathroom and only the bathroom.

I hate to poopnscoot, but i really gotta shit, and that gas station is the closest thing.

by DJ purplesaurus rex May 4, 2009

pootscootboogie

Having sex with someone in a stand-up position while both partners are flatulent. Ideally, Brooks & Dunn is playing in the background.

My wife and I were gassy after eating burritos, but that didn't stop us from doing the pootscootboogie during our lovemaking.

by Cap'taint Crunch February 20, 2014

poopscotch

an explicative used when something bad has happened to you, but you dont think is very important.

Did i just get shot in the leg? Poopscotch!

by redbomber0 October 12, 2005

Poopscotch

The stain left on you undies/panties after wearing them.

Damn babe, from the looks of that poopscotch you must have been eating meatloaf all day!

by Chuck Bucket March 31, 2005

pootscootalybootdoot

A nonsense word that larried people slur while on a booze binge. Usually followed by dancing a jig.

"Man, Roid was sauced last night! He started saying pootscootalybootdoot and dancing some king of fartass jig! What a larry.

by Roidanator November 8, 2008

Pornscouting

Quickly searching through a well-known pornhub, like imagefap or deviantart, to find 20+ pictures in less than 15 minutes. A pornscout is somebody who does this for you.

Barry:'Wow, you have a lot of porn there.'
James:'Yep, I was just doin' a bit of pornscouting...

by FOTEPX June 29, 2011