poopflakes 

See Andrew H. meaning or pertaining to the act of farting underwater with consequences!

Circa: 1977 bathing in bath tub with brother. Bubble bubble.

Brother: Whoops! I farted!
Us: Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Me: What the!!!!
Us: GET OUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! Poopflakes

poopflakes by Heavy Deeeeeeeeeeee February 6, 2010

Poop Flakes 

Airborn fecal matter expelled during flatulation.

"Dude! You just got Poop Flakes in my eye!"

Poop Flakes by The Mystery Gang March 25, 2009

Pornflakes 

A cereal, usually consumed naked at home during the day whilst surfing for filth on the web.

"What did you do yesterday Eoghan?"

"ahhh fuck all.... she was away so I had a couple of bowls of pornflakes"

"Nice one".

Pornflakes by guntherer January 6, 2009

poop flakes 

Tiny Microscopic particles left in your underwear after releasing a flatus. Sometimes larger crusties found on sheets, pillows or furniture following nudity.

I know Kitty was in the bed last night, there are poop flakes all over the sheets.

poop flakes by joejoekitty November 15, 2007

poop flakes 

Tiny dried feces fragments, dislodged and scattered during the wiping process, often seen near the back of toilet seats

Looks like it's time to clean the bathroom. The poop flakes are piling up!

poop flakes by speckled jim October 19, 2010

pooflakes 

a flake of poo normaly found around the deepest corners of yor toilet seat normaly made by scottish people called euan kearney

" muuuum iv done some more pooflakes "

pooflakes by Sam and cod November 6, 2008

pornflakes 

porn you watch 1st thing when you wake up. The breakfest of porn.

when i wake up i like to get my pornflakes on.

pornflakes by chrispyq March 8, 2013