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poopometer 

A device used to measure the potency of poop.
1) My poop rang up an impressive 9.7 poopsies on the poopometer today!

2) The highest recorded reading on the poopometer came from a pooposaurous rex.
poopometer by Michael Wegman February 5, 2008

poopdroopsnoop 

someone who poops and it droops and someone snoops on you.
Sam got poopdroopsnooped!

someone who poops and it droops and someone snoops on you.
poopdroopsnoop by anonymous May 5, 2021

POOPSOME 

when something is so awesome it causes an individual to poop one's self.
That concert was so poopsome! i had to change my pants four times!
POOPSOME by billybigbong July 14, 2010

The poopdozer 

When you pee in your poop to make a slimy silky slop and wipe it all over your body and then steamroller your girlfriend while she is menstruating and then you fart.
OMG I just smoked sara with THE POOPDOZER!!! SMOKED!!!!
The poopdozer by old horny guy February 21, 2007
The freedom of when you're waiting inside of a bathroom after you've pooped to find that nobody was actually sitting outside to hear your plops.
I let it all go in the bathroom and when I walked out, man I felt poopdom!
Poopdom by whitegurlwflava May 24, 2016

poopdropping

Poopdropping is the action of recording the sound your poop makes when it hits the surface of the water and sending it to someone via messenger or SMS
you´ve been poopdropped (poopdropping)
poopdropping by stianber November 17, 2018
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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