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poopometer 

A device used to measure the potency of poop.
1) My poop rang up an impressive 9.7 poopsies on the poopometer today!

2) The highest recorded reading on the poopometer came from a pooposaurous rex.
poopometer by Michael Wegman February 5, 2008

poopdroopsnoop 

someone who poops and it droops and someone snoops on you.
Sam got poopdroopsnooped!

someone who poops and it droops and someone snoops on you.
poopdroopsnoop by anonymous May 5, 2021

POOPSOME 

when something is so awesome it causes an individual to poop one's self.
That concert was so poopsome! i had to change my pants four times!
POOPSOME by billybigbong July 14, 2010

The poopdozer 

When you pee in your poop to make a slimy silky slop and wipe it all over your body and then steamroller your girlfriend while she is menstruating and then you fart.
OMG I just smoked sara with THE POOPDOZER!!! SMOKED!!!!
The poopdozer by old horny guy February 21, 2007
The freedom of when you're waiting inside of a bathroom after you've pooped to find that nobody was actually sitting outside to hear your plops.
I let it all go in the bathroom and when I walked out, man I felt poopdom!
Poopdom by whitegurlwflava May 24, 2016

poopdropping

Poopdropping is the action of recording the sound your poop makes when it hits the surface of the water and sending it to someone via messenger or SMS
you´ve been poopdropped (poopdropping)
poopdropping by stianber November 17, 2018