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poopjasterblevomulate 

the act of pooping, jizzing, bleeding and vomiting at the same time.
man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"

Poopcandle 

1. when you take a crap that smells so bad a candle is

required.

2. when you take a crap that resembles a candle, then light it on fire
Matt- "i bet if you lit a black guy on fire it would look like a poopcandle"

David- "Nipples!"
Poopcandle by lil pga pro 1 May 19, 2009

poopmaster

mike dropped a poopmaster on his mom
poopmaster by dan October 12, 2003

poopmaster69 

An epic username for every pro Fortnite player.
Also means the act of poop in a man's butthole and asking him to poop into your mouth, so you'd be eating your own poop.
"Dude, I'm so mad that Poopmaster69 killed me!"
"Bro, some homeless guy asked to do the Poopmaster69 with me."

pooptaste 

Somebody who gives the impression, through their actions or words, of being a taster of poop as a result of their douchebag-like behavior.
Dude#1: We can't do that! We have to go to class!
Dude#2: You're such a pooptaste!
pooptaste by VinnyPSU July 25, 2006