poopcastle

A castle made of poop.

girl: Did you go to the beach?

Ted: No, but I made a poopcastle.

by Poopcastle July 13, 2011

poopjasterblevomulate

the act of pooping, jizzing, bleeding and vomiting at the same time.

man, after eating that fried chicken, watching porn, stepping on a rusty nail, and afterwords smelling my large dump in the toliet...i poopjasterblevomululated. "Dude? did you just poopjasterblevomulate?"

by brokeback matt July 7, 2010

Poopcandle

1. when you take a crap that smells so bad a candle is

required.

2. when you take a crap that resembles a candle, then light it on fire

Matt- "i bet if you lit a black guy on fire it would look like a poopcandle"

David- "Nipples!"

by lil pga pro 1 May 19, 2009

poopmaster

the essence of being one with the poop

mike dropped a poopmaster on his mom

by dan October 12, 2003

Poophaster

A traumatic event ; A poopy disaster

Whoa what a poophaster

by Ryan Forest July 16, 2008

poopmaster69

An epic username for every pro Fortnite player.
Also means the act of poop in a man's butthole and asking him to poop into your mouth, so you'd be eating your own poop.

"Dude, I'm so mad that Poopmaster69 killed me!"
"Bro, some homeless guy asked to do the Poopmaster69 with me."

by Poopoopoopoopoopoopoopoop69420 September 21, 2021

pooptaste

Somebody who gives the impression, through their actions or words, of being a taster of poop as a result of their douchebag-like behavior.

Dude#1: We can't do that! We have to go to class!
Dude#2: You're such a pooptaste!

by VinnyPSU July 25, 2006