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Poopcock 

A words that is said bringing society to its knees
You say peacock and no one bats an eye

you say poopcock and society goes waahhhhhhh
Poopcock by Peeoter November 15, 2020

Poopcock 

Like peacock but poopcock
"You see batman, when I say peacock no one bats an eye, but when I say poopcock SOCIETY , SOCIETY CALLS ME CRAZY."
Poopcock by Plumswillow March 5, 2023

poopcock 

An exclamation useable for anymoment but best reserved in a casual setting when no better word is available. poopcock poopcock among us, among us is a popular game created by dababy west!
Man 1: My mom died today
Man 2: Dude that sucks I'm sorry for your loss
tim: shitdick poopcock dead mom momento
Man 1 and 2: aww tim you always were a jokester
Man 3: sus!
poopcock by beakyleak April 29, 2021

poopjack 

Going poop and jacking off, not necessarily at the same time, but without getting up from the toilet.
I just had a great poopjack, it feels good and conserves time!
poopjack by GuitarMarshall February 18, 2011

poopjack 

Rubbin one off in the john, while poopin'.
Ryan Hall left Music History to go poopjack and splooged all over himself. Fuck you, Ryan.

Seriously.

Dude.
poopjack by B'jackoff October 15, 2004

Poopcock 

A poopcock is a female peacock. They are mostly brown and do not get males by bright colors, although they are also known as female peacocks they are actually called poopcock.
Poopcock by Poopcocklover February 17, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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