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poop-bandit

A broad term to describe any person or persons that abuse the function of #2. Most commonly they

A. leave a giant log in the toilet unflushed and festering

"That poop-bandit didn’t even flush!"

B. a person who clogs the toilet and proceeds to leave it unattended and in a potentially overflowing state.

"Hey bro you got a plunger? Some poop-bandit clogged and dipped out"

C. the most offensive and most uncommon, a low-life who leaves poop on the floor, the urinal or any other inappropriate place

"Billy was so drunk I think he laid a log in the parking lot...I saw him pulling up his pants, I always knew deep down he was a poop-bandit.

D. there is a rare case when the poop-bandit is the hero, when the deed is done in defiance or disrespect of an enemy.

Dude 1: "you here what Laura did to Beth?"
Dude 2: "No, what?"
Dude 1: "Laura went gangster on Beth, when she found out that Beth stabbed her in the back. She dropped a duce on her new lawn chair. She snuck in the backyard, pinched it off and booked it, poop-bandit style!"

Dude 2: "that’s hardcore!"
poop-bandit is a new term, it was used in several ways above
poop-bandit by Moose-dog 33 February 3, 2014
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poop bandit 

An unknown individual who shits mysteriously in odd places and never takes credit for it. The shit may be found anywhere except in a toilet. The poop bandit may strike at any time in any place. He does not discriminate against race, ethnicity, or gender. He only discriminates against toilets.
Hey Randy, whats that smell? Oh shit! Looks like the poop bandit has struck again!
poop bandit by John Warner August 21, 2006

Poop bandit 

Suspicious money grabbing Jew who most likely has orange died hair. He is a Mexican as well. He shits in random places AND takes credit for it. He can't control his urges but he keeps going because he never gets caught. He often takes it in the ass as well
Henry page is the poop bandit
Poop bandit by Juulian Jones April 27, 2017

poop sex bandit 

One whom engages in the act of fecal-based sex without the consent of the other personage.
Cindy took a nasty dump on my chest out of nowhere, that poop sex bandit!

Poop Bandito 

Started when a black guy shit on the shelf at NDCP. Then a Hispanic kid shit in a urinal years later to keep the tradition alive. Poop bandit is a hero who shits in peculiar places as a practical joke.
Yo did u hear the poop bandito struck again

Yeah heard he did it right on the teachers desk
Poop Bandito by shmoondo October 24, 2019

poop chute bandicoot 

a person who enjoys anal sex.

closely related to the ass bandit, bum ninja, and the butt pirate.

a homosexual person

a way to insult a straight man by insinuating he is a homosexual.

a great way to piss off your friends.
"Don't bend over around Bob, he is a poop chute bandicoot!"

Adam: "Heh! Hey Steeve, you suck at life!!!"
Steeve: "Shut the fuck up, you poop chute bandicoot!"

"Dude, did you just grab my butt??!! What are you, some sort of poop chute bandicoot??"
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