poop train 

A train conducted by psychopaths.

"I'm the Conductor of the poop train!"

poop train by I Sharted May 1, 2018

alabama poop train 

Exists to serve the LCOE and Big Mac, Dave Messinger, and Dr Hardy. Lead with a light touch

“”We plan on doing lean strikes in Alabama, it’s important that we hit take a ride on the Alabama Poop Train into steady state...”

alabama poop train by Matt Arnold — 5 May 28, 2018

poop poo train

The ancient Mach-1 Skytrains in Vancouver. The front and back of each car have a small door, and when looking at that in combination of the shape of the train around that door, it looks just like an outhouse. Not only that, it has been known in the past and still occurs occasionally, to function as one, where people will use the space of where the fold down seats are just behind the small door, to take a poo poo!

These old poop poo trains are also known as boobie trains, crying trains, chicken slaughter trains.

1. Oh no, I just got poop-sandwiched by the poop poo train, had I been a little earlier or later to arrive at the station I would have boarded a Mach2 or Mach3 train!

2. If you see a pair of jeans, clothing, or bag left behind at the "outhouse area" of the poop poo train, do not touch it! It is likely to be covering up someone's turd!

3. Guess the people who designed the train wasn't paying attention to prevent it from becoming a poop poo train!!!

poop poo train by nimbys_suck October 16, 2018

poop poo train

A toy train where human fieces are the engine and cars, twigs are used to connect them, and rocks are the wheels.

Jim Bob was so poor when he was a kid his parents could not even afford to buy him a poop poo train. But look at him now, he has a whole collection.

poop poo train by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005

Poop training 

The trading of helping your poop on to make you butt grow.

I've poop training all day, so my but will grow

Poop training by Hhhhhoknhgbbkbg May 5, 2015

Poop Stained Taint

The piece of skin that connects the anus to front. When a person wipes from back to front, the skin/taint becomes poop stained

I would like to lick your mom's poop stained taint.

Poop Stained Taint by little e. June 11, 2006

poontrain 

A Poontrain is a group of fairly slutty girls who hold hands while making their way through a crowd.

Oh my god, it is a goddamn poontrain!

Got to get me a peice of that poontrain

poontrain by J Freeze April 18, 2005