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poopsucker

1. one who sucks feces
2. term used to describe a fish who sucks debris off of surfaces as a food source.
3. a term used to describe someone who is generally unfavorable.
I put the poopsucker in my aquarium and it wasted no time to get right to sucking the shit.

My dad was being a real poopsucker when he kicked me out of the house to fuck some chick.
poopsucker by Jon Fenner August 29, 2005

Poopstick 

Jamie rolled the biggest poopstick ever. We couldn't even smoke it.
Poopstick by Trittey Cricket September 22, 2013

poopstick 

A stick used to chop up a turd that is to big to flush.
"Damn that's a big one, someone get me the poopstick."
poopstick by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

poopsuck 

the act of sucking out someone's poop from their ass through a straw; or a person who does such a thing
hey man I'll be back in a minute I have to go poopsuck Shelly in the bathroom.

Dude look at the that guys mouth he's definitely a poopsuck.
poopsuck by Sierra D June 12, 2008

poopstick blumpkin

when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.
I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.
poopstick blumpkin by jjakaka March 18, 2014

Poopstick 

A woman shits on your dick during anal
My friend got a poopstick last night and he now needs to take a airplane bath
Poopstick by Fishdick Jesus January 15, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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