poop spoon 

a spoon for poop only use for extreme amounts of poop

yo bro can i borrow your poop spoon.

poop spoon by Poop spoon man February 8, 2019

Poop spoon 

Name for someone who is utterly incapable of being intelligent

John got a 37% in PE. What a poop spoon.

Poop spoon by Mongoman42069 February 4, 2021

Poop on a spoon

it is poop on a spoon noting else.

its poop on a spoon

Poop on a spoon by poop on a spoopn July 27, 2016

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey 

Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.

$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.

spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey by pentozali December 28, 2005

Poonspoon 

Spooning a women from behind and inserting the willy to the vag.

Jef: Honey, darlin, babey, I wanna poonspoon you all night!

Sally: Ok, but dude I know your gonna slip again and end up in my ass.

Jef: Even better for me

Sally: Your a fucktard

Jef: I'll be fuckn' a tard in a minute.

Sally: Babe you can always cum in my back door, Let's Due et!

Poonspoon by wolfdog8mysoul2wicw/nuts November 25, 2009

poopspoon 

One who is full of "it", and is always serving "it" up.

You're such a poopspoon, you couldn't possibly know what space travel is like.

poopspoon by malakai713 November 29, 2005

poopypoon 

the asshole, With a dick in it becomes poopypoon

I got some poopypoon from my cellmate

poopypoon by belial 7809 December 30, 2008