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poop spikes

Strange pointy spikes that appear when a tight shirt is worn over pants or shorts that have a lot of buttons, pockets, accecories, etc. on the back, and kind of looks like crap sticking out from behind the shirt.
"Yo that kid's crazy wearin that tight shirt over those cargo shorts"

"Yeah, man! Look at the poop spikes stickin' out the back!"
by Motz September 20, 2008
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spikey poop

A jagged mineral like expulsion associated with explosive anal pain after constipation
Daquarita ate a whole block of cheese, then she had a spikey poop. That poop was on fleek.
by daquarita February 17, 2015
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Spikey Poop

A poop that hurts when it comes out. (Just like how spikes hurt)

Spikey fart is the brother of it: a fart that hurts when it comes out
Chad: Hey, I just had a spikey poop and it hurt like buttcheeks!

Chad 2: Oh at least you didn't have a spikey fart to follow it up.. Anyways, put some wet toilet paper on it and you'll be fine
by POOPEATER6969420 August 18, 2020
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