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poop shoota 

A firearm either lacking in quality overall, lacking in aesthetics, or from a manufacturer of ill repute.
"Did you see that Joe just picked up another Poop Shoota? You can't keep him and his welfare checks away from those things!"
poop shoota by Scientia_Dei October 22, 2022
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poop shoot

Hello, friend. If you've arrived at this definition, then you don't know how to spell poop chute. That's okay; it's a common error. People often become confused because shoot and chute are homophones. In addition, the idea of one's butt as "poop shoot" does make sense on some level if one imagines the asshole as a sort of gun that shoots poop as a projectile. This sort of thinking, however, is misguided. In actual fact, the imagery from which this slang term is derived envisions one's butthole as a chute from which poop is discarded.
Remember, kids, it's "poop chute," not "poop shoot." The more you know...
poop shoot by TobyTheRobot July 8, 2007

poop shoot boogy 

The act of a male having anal sex with a female while resting a 2' or taller water bong on the small of her back while taking a hit from the bong.
Yo I tagged this ho last night, did her dirty an gave her the poop shoot boogy!

Poop Shoot Glory 

The feeling of euphoria one gets after taking a particularly satisfying dump.
My god I am reveling in this poop shoot glory!
Poop Shoot Glory after a NO-WIPER is one of the finest things in life.
Poop Shoot Glory by neogemima April 21, 2009

Poop shoot riot 

When a guy takes it upon himself to introduce an unsuspecting woman to anal sex. Much dissapproval on the woman's behalf usually arupts upon the initial insertion into the rectum.
The best way to go about it is not to ask her... just try the good ol' poop shoot riot.
Poop shoot riot by MrRoche November 25, 2004

Thrombosis of the poop shoot 

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.
Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.

poop shoot snoot 

Billy is such an poop shoot snoot, always sucking somebodies ass to get ahead.
poop shoot snoot by DaHypE August 22, 2022
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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