poop scoot

N: when people like kyle wipe the leftover remnants from betwinxt their buttox from back to front (rump to bump).

kyle: you guys don't wipe back to front?
everyone: no kyle, we're not poop scooters.

by t-biz and biddy blakk March 5, 2009

Scoot'in poop'in

When a dog's ( and sometimes people's) buttocks itch, they scoot on the floor to relieve the itch. On occasion this can be done at the same time as pooping, thus the name.

Yo! why does my dog keep on scoot'in poop'in

by someone on the date of : October 22, 2018

Poop Scooter

A person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot

Poop Scooter: a person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
1: "Heeeeey!"
2: Sup, guurl?"
1: "What you doin' later?"
2: "Poop scootin' to the liquor store. Need somethin'?"

by Holden McKack July 25, 2021

poop scootch

When a dog wipes its butt after going poo by dragging their butt on the ground using their two front legs.

My dog always does a poop scootch on the grass after going poo.

It is the worst when my dog does a poop scootch on my carpet/flooring.

by Marlo D December 17, 2021

Poop Scootin’ Boogie

When you’re having sex and the guy puts it in your ass without your consent, as soon as he finishes and/or pulls out, you sit, shit, scoot, and get the hell outta dodge.

We were fucking doggy style and he shoved it in my ass. I told him to take it out and he did, so I climbed on top, shit, scooted my ass on his leg like a dog, and ran out ASAP. More commonly known as the poop scootin’ boogie.

by BarryGoodTimes April 3, 2021

flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter

Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?

by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018

scooter poop

When you do a sick ass burnout on a Razor Scooter and the rubber from the tires fly off is called “scooter poop”

“Yo, lemme eat that scooter poop!”

by Orangejello May 3, 2018