Definitions by FaggotDildoFacory

flying poop scooter 

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter

Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?

flying poop scooter by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018