poop lap

Noun /po͞op/ /lap/
1. When you cant hold your poop, so you poop through someone else's legs while they are using the toilet.
2. When two people who love each other decide to become closer by sitting and shitting together.

Will and cece are poop lapping, don't go in the bathroom.

My dad was on the can, but I had to go so bad I poop lapped him.

poop lap by DaveHasslehoffsBoo May 5, 2019

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Laptop Poop

The act of taking a massive shit while using your laptop to entertain yourself from anywhere from 5 to 20 minutes. An LTP is essentially multi-tasking. You can do some online shopping, look at porn, or just creep on young high school girls on facebook all at the push of a button while letting beershits explode from your rectum.

*Constipated LTP'ers may need to bring their charger and find an outlet near by.

Mazzo: "Hey Nick Costa! What are you doing over there?"
Nick: "I'm taking a Laptop Poop you retarded yellow-teethed pedophile"

Laptop Poop by Shitter3000 January 16, 2011

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laptop poop

The act of sitting on the toilet to empty your bowels, while using a laptop.

Screen name 1: dude what are you up to right now?
Screen name 2: taking a laptop poop
Screen name 1: really? me too lmao

laptop poop by Laptop pooper February 11, 2010

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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