poop dealer 

Someone who sells poop or poopy.
This person could also sell baggies or containers of diarrhea , fart , or sometimes even vomit. Prices may vary depending on who your buying your poop from.

Guy 1: Damn, i really could go for some poop rn :/
Guy 2: Same :,(
Guy 3: Dont worrys guys, ill just hit up my poop dealer, hes got poop like 5 bucks a g.

poop dealer by Certified Ugly March 2, 2019

Poop Dealer 

That one guy that is amazing in every way

Guy 1: I’m starving... got anything to eat?
Guy 2: yeah bruh lemme calm up my Poop Dealer real quick, brown green or red?
Guy 1: I’ll get some green and some red, adds to the flavour ya know
Poop dealer: I’m on my way bro.
Both guys 1 & 2 in unison: thanks daddy!

Poop Dealer by Garea August 1, 2019

Poop Dealer 

That one nigga that deals poop and porn

Nigga: You got that shit
Poop Dealer: Yea bet nigga
Nigga: DRIP DRIP

Poop Dealer by That one Nigga that's not Gay May 22, 2019

Poop Dealer 

A Poop Dealer is a male who sells Poopy in many diffrent colors .
The Dealer typically where a AcDc shirt and skinny jeans with a soul patch and a reciting hair line

Person 1 Imma hit up my poop dealer
Person 2 Damn does he have purple
Person 1 hell yeah he does

Poop Dealer by TheEpicPoopDealer June 13, 2019

Poop dealer 

When the squad got the shy guy, the annoying one, the jock, and of corse the poop dealer; the fecal distributer; when you trapping so hard you mass produce your own fecal matter

Yo imma poop dealer you need some fecal matter

Poop dealer by Obunga Dunga September 20, 2019