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poontang 

The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander
"Let's go get us some poontang!"
poontang by JtothaC March 13, 2005
Words you can keep

Poontang 

A juice made from the rare Poonberry tree.
Where did you find the Poonberrys for this Poontang?
Poontang by JGriz December 29, 2004

Poontang 

Cunt, snatch, whisker biscuit, cooter, bearded clam, fur buger, sideways smile, Tina Risner, furry taco, slit, pussy.
I lover the poontang
Poontang by Steve Schmidt March 13, 2003

poontang 

A woman's vagina, pussy, crotch, giney.
Get that penis out of my poontang!
poontang by Mia April 6, 2005

Poontang 

referring to the female genitalia
Will can't wait for James to go to Purdue so he can get some of Emma's poontang
Poontang by Joel September 23, 2003

Poontang 

a clearer definition would be vagina, however, the word also is a bastardized version of a French word implying "hooker". Refers to "gettin' laid"
If I don't get some poontang tonight, I'm gonna burst!
Poontang by Ben Salisbury November 12, 2001

poontang 

etymology: putain noun, french
putain:pute:puta (meaning) whore, bastard etc.
poontang, is now commonly used for going whoring, or getting some ass.
also means pussy
related to pute, similar to puta and putana.
this is the likely origin of the word, and was probably used by french sailors and is definitely the etymology of the Louisiana french population our friend refers to in his own definition.

In reference to the existing definition, and its etymology, a) I remind you that Filipino is not a Language, it is a creole, a pidjin if you like mixed with the main language Tagalog. While the ikaloso(sp?no disrespect intended) dialect may have the word, that does not confirm the etymology at all.language, is constantly being contaminated in a multi-directional way. It is of note that the maritime nations, prominent in the region, Portugal, Spain, France in the south and west pacific all share derivation of the word putain, throw regional and national accents into it and the same word appears, putain, poontang, puta.
Gotta get me some poontang billy-bob, or someone gonna get hurt!
poontang by firsttopointout August 23, 2007
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B)
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A)
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