poonsqueak 

the art of letting out an unsually high pitched queef, usually done by graysons mom.

dude you can poonsqueak almost as good as mrs. Grant!

poonsqueak by jerreal February 10, 2007

Poonsquabble 

Poonsquabble is a game played played those who are bored and happen to dislike Vagina. Alternating statements of increasing complexity, subtleness, general effect, and overall offenseivness are lobbed at your "Vopponent". This continues until you run out of funny, someone pees, or you walk to away to do something else.

Poonsquabbler A: "Your Vagina Smells" (the original insult)
Poonsquabbler B: "Aim for the Vagina Boys!!" (big points for subtle contextual clues).
Poonsquabbler A: "Ask the nice old Vagina in the blue hat if this is egg salad or tuna salad" (bonified physical reactions such as ralphing, breaking into hives, cold-sweats are big point winners.
Poonsquabbler B: "God himself wouldn't freak-nast that dried-up holocost mess of a Vagina."

Points are awarded by the circle of onlookers who have gathered at the corner once someone successfully engages another in a "demisquab", a short, under-the-breath statement and reply. Once the reply is confirmed, the PoonSiren is sounded and the game begins.

Poonsquabbling is associated with its sister game "ShaftShoving 4 Singles". That main title, plus the whole ShaftShoving Family: ShaftShoving Travel, ShaftShoving Barbie, and ShaftShoving TEEN have all remained best sellers.

Finally, A self-help/cook-book/home-butchering guide titled "ShovingShaft 4 One And Other Secrets of The Shoving Arts" is due out with a family version in 2009.

Poonsquabble by Rocky Rangrooblestoop the 77th December 21, 2008

PoonQuake 

1. Noun. Vaginal orgasm

Elvis Presley could just strum any chord onstage and trigger a thousand panty-melting Poonquakes.

PoonQuake by Hot Dog Goblin February 9, 2021

poonsquatch

A female sasquatch.

Usually confused for male sasquatch.

Identifiable by pink skirt or lipstick.

Hey, i would totally do that poonsquatch over there.

poonsquatch by jaymarjohnson August 14, 2009