poonpage

To take the lock off your cock and and go on a rampage for some poonanny!

Yo Jim, I'm finally over Michelle. It's time I go on a poonpage!

poonpage by cruise23 January 17, 2010

poopageddon 

When you're running late, don't even have time to feed the cat; but you hear the distant sounds of thunder and rage... Next thing you know you're grabbing your stomach and making a daring dash to the porcelain Queen. Bombs are being fired, volcanos erupting (You may even need to double flush.) But you sit there, knowing this may be the end of times, and yet still hoping you'll be on time to work.

You knew poopageddon was here, so you called your mom, and told her how thankful you were to be born, knowing it was the end of times.

poopageddon by Celeste Greentea March 22, 2019

OOBER POONAGE 

WHEN ONE GOES TO A SORORITY AND BANGS A GAGGLE OF FRESHMAN THATS GETTIN OOBER POONAGE

I TORE IT UP LAST NITE AT THAT PARTY I SCORED MAJOR OOBER POONAGE BRA I THINK MY ROD NEEDS STITCHES

OOBER POONAGE by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 25, 2011

Poopage 

A condition involving the backing up of the feces, results in uncontrollable and heavy farting.

Tamara Brownroots: Katie, would you please stop farting!

Katie: Sorry I have poopage!

Poopage by Side Pony Sally December 21, 2010

poonage 

Like "owned" or "pwned", it is a word which describes a win of some sort. Often used when happy about beating an opponent in a computer game.

OMG I just laid some leet poonage on Zonker.

poonage by MisterKMisterK May 5, 2005

poopage 

Like shit but sounds a lot nicer.

Poopage, my wireless connection just dropped again.

poopage by dodozhang21 December 30, 2005

poopage 

the act of having bowel movements multiple times in one day, or having one very heavy volume bowel movement, often the result of eating mexican food the night before, or enjoying several ripe apricots. poopage often requires a brief rest afterwards, in order to regain one's composure and dignity.

I should not have consumed so many tortilla chips last night - this morning's bout of poopage made me late for work!

poopage by Jet Brooks June 13, 2013