5 definitions by cruise23

The Gamble Game

While in the middle of masturbating you realize you forgot to lock the door, initiating "The Gamble Game" where you continue masturbating with a 50/50 shot of someone walking in on you.

"Hey, Steve, did you hear about Adam?"
"No."
"He was playing The Gamble Game...and lost. He can't look his mom in the eyes anymore.

by cruise23 June 20, 2010

poonpage

To take the lock off your cock and and go on a rampage for some poonanny!

Yo Jim, I'm finally over Michelle. It's time I go on a poonpage!

by cruise23 January 17, 2010

Crossover

The act of waking up from a nap just in time to get in bed on your regular schedule.

If you regularly go to bed at 11:00pm, it would be like taking a nap from 7:30-11:00 waking up just in time to go to bed. And thats pulling a crossover in a nutshell.

by cruise23 June 18, 2010

Like Shaggy and Scooby

This can be used as an example of best friends or the perfect example of bros before hoes.

-Do you think Mike will ditch us for Amy?
-No man me and Mike are like Shaggy and Scooby.

by cruise23 May 17, 2010

F9er

The act of "F9ing" someone on chat roulette, usually done when some dude is jacking off.

"What is that....oh fuck another guy jacking off, thats an F9er."

by cruise23 May 2, 2010