poonoir 

The exquisite act of defecating so smoothly and in such an elegant manner that in moment you feel like laying in egg for God himself

"Where did Bobbly go?"
"Who knows, Jim? For all I know he could be having a moment of Pure Poonoir!"

poonoir by Rosey101-0 December 3, 2020

poonair 

Wuss. Wimp. Also known as ellieboy.

Eat the ribs you poonair.

poonair by Thomas the Carborater April 23, 2005

poonography 

1. Explicit pictures, writing, or other material depicting defecation and whose primary purpose is to cause sexual arousal for those with a poo fetish.

2. The presentation or production of such material.

John used his webcam to create poonography by supplying a live feed of him taking a huge crap onto his keyboard in order to sexually excite his boyfriend, Tim, with whom he has a long-distance relationship.

poonography by Professor Dumpypants March 20, 2010

poonior 

Young adolescent girls who dress like they're grown up thus implying that they give the poon like they're experienced women, when in reality they're poon is too immature. And so, they are poon juniors...Pooniors.

I went to the mall today and saw this 16 year old poonior wearing a thong and flirting with me like I wouldn't break that in two.

poonior by urgdalmighty January 28, 2008

poonography 

the act of being a poon

Damn that poon is mad fizzafuzzy

poonography by matt & nat March 18, 2004

Poonorkling 

When someone uses their nose for oral sex on a female

Hey, mate did you do any poonorkling last night?

Poonorkling by Van Growlman January 5, 2020

Poopoire

The fancy way of saying poop in french

My stomach is composing a symphony of poopoire

Poopoire by Marinaland May 28, 2026