poonior 

Young adolescent girls who dress like they're grown up thus implying that they give the poon like they're experienced women, when in reality they're poon is too immature. And so, they are poon juniors...Pooniors.

I went to the mall today and saw this 16 year old poonior wearing a thong and flirting with me like I wouldn't break that in two.

poonior by urgdalmighty January 28, 2008

Poonicorn 

I mythical female creature who's hot, horny, smart, successful, can fix your car, who's into all the geeky shit that you're into like video games and Star Wars. Basically, your dream girl.

"Man, I saw my poonicorn at the halloween party last night she was dressed in the hottest Cheetara costume. Too bad I didn't have the balls to introduce myself to her"

Poonicorn by King Benny February 25, 2009

Poonitrator 

A sexual maneuver which allows the male to penetrate four holes within a female partner all at once. The female lies on her stomach while the male partner stands in between her legs, penetrating her vagina. At the same time, he inserts his left hand finger into her anus, while the female arches her back as the male inserts two fingers into her nostrils and pulls back to maintain the position.

Last night my girlfriend and I attempted the Poonitrator, but I pulled too hard and she tore a muscle.

Poonitrator by Myth&Tarnesh January 7, 2009

poonivorous

poonivorous is when someone or something eats strictly poontang

person 1:"what the fuck? why is your dog is trying to eat my vagina?"

person 2:"chill, hes just poonivorous"

poonivorous by LittleBigMan January 27, 2008

Poonicorns

A group of fantastical females. Ladies with a certain style and whimsy that congregate for nights on the town and sleepover parties.

Tonight, us poonicorns are going to drink some mai tais and saddle up our bikes to ride to an art party on the other side of town.

Poonicorns by Lindsey Gice October 20, 2007

Poonicorn 

A tech startup valued over 1B (a unicorn), but it has a shit product. So, it will tank the moment it IPOs or gets bought.

I don't get all the hype around this new app, man. That company is a total poonicorn!

Poonicorn by djzoos May 3, 2017

poonzor 

To absolutely destroy bad kids in a video game.

1.BatteredSav fragged Iceblade with his leet rail, Iceblade just got poonzored.

2.Frost N poonzors with his rail.

poonzor by Ian Michael May 1, 2006