Poondick

The after-smell of one's cock after being withdrawn from a particularly rank vagina.

After removing the shaft from her smelly underparts, I came to the grim realization that I had a severe case of poondick.

by LM171 November 24, 2013

poopdick

having poop on the penis after anal sex

Without proper cleaning, a bout with someones anus can leave you with poopdick.

by mamamomash March 20, 2003

poodick

noun ~ a generic moniker for a friend or acquaintance who lacks rudimentary tact in almost every non essential social situation. Poodicks are habitually late, but must attend everything. They posses severe stigmatisms, yet wear no corrective lenses. They are blonde, but also Mexican.

Man, where is Goodwin, He is such a poodick!

by Mugz79 June 17, 2007

poopdick

when your weiner gets all covered in poop. most likely from banging a drunk highschool girl in the ass.

dude, the other day i had a party at my house and we were drinkin a keg of Busch Light, then we all got real horny and decided it would be a good idea to go bang all the girls in the ass. Midway through this ass bangin my mom came home and caught me. I pulled my weiner out of the girls ass and said "awwwww mom, i got poopdick."

by spanky March 12, 2005

poodick

When a penis enters a dirty asshole and the receiving end has to shit. When the penis falls out, there is shit all over it. It smells like dogbreath

Wow, that stupid guy has poodick from her dirty asshole.

by Ashley Anderson June 10, 2008

poopdick

An insult used to describe a person who is being, or is in general, an asshole. It is used when calling said person a dick does not completely suit the shitiness of their actions.

Sam-"Hey look you dyed your hair blonde. Haha you look like Hitler."

Dana-"Stop being such a poopdick, Hitler doesn't even have blonde hair."

by ClayAiken July 20, 2012

poopdick

1) the act of having poop all over one's member post anal intercourse

2) when something is described as being 'poopdick' it is a very bad situation (having poopdick is poopdick)

1) I pulled out to shoot my load and I had poopdick, gross!!

2) What do you mean you got a speeding ticket for going 26 in a 25 zone, man that's poopdick!

by My57Vettes September 26, 2005