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poon swoon  

one who swoons in for the poon. VAGINA!!!!
john went for a poon swoon friday night at the roller rink.
poon swoon by eric biagi December 8, 2006
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poon scoon 

poon scoon by calvin Baxendale March 1, 2009

Poon Scooner

A person be it Male or Female who is in search of sex or a sexual encounter of some sort.

Someone who skips about from one place to the next in serch of Sex. Like a rock skipping across water, only stopping where they may find the Poontang.
Also someone who makes sexual comments or gestures about any random person seen out on the street, in a mall or where ever you might be.
Hey man lets go to the Mall tonight i feel like checking out the ladies.

Dude, your such a Poon Scooner.
Poon Scooner by Spazet May 16, 2011

poon swooner 

A dude that be all up wit the ladies but he just "hanging out" usually homosexual.
"Hey wanna smoke a bleezy on saturday?". "i'm chillin wit bessy."<------- what a poon swooner
poon swooner by Nigguhzgetinblazted December 13, 2008

Poon Scoon 

1. Dirty cunt ruffler 2. Someone who scoons poon
1. Your a poon scoon. 2. He's such a poon scoon.
Poon Scoon by B4C4S4e4 March 14, 2009

Yung Poon Soon

1) What every dirty old man desires (young pussy asap)

2) An unfortunate Chinese name
Hey Grandpa! What would you like for your birthday?

A double helping of Yung Poon Soon.
Yung Poon Soon by wolfbait51 December 11, 2011

hit the poon and leave real soon 

Similar to "Pump and dump" or "Ejaculate and Evacuate". It refers to having sexual intercourse with a woman then leaving immediately after.
"Yo fam last night was dabbin! I was in bed with Caitlin but the cops showed up to the party so I had to hit the poon and leave real soon, you feel?"
"Thats CRAZY!"
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I hit a real purple patch.

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