poon burgler

a) A person who tries to burgle (steal by means of cock-blocking) the poon that you bring home on the weekend. they are too damn lazy to try to score their own 'nani', 'nizzle', or 'tang' but you can rest your ass assured they will be all over your new bitches shit the second you walk in the door.

b) an elynch

dude 1: "dude!!! don't be such a poon burgler. all you ever do is try to mac my poon! get some of your own instead of acting tough all the time!"

dude 2: "fuck son, what i look like to you?!?! elynch?"

OR:

"mneh, man, whats that all about?"
-world famous poon burgler

by Megan got thrown down the stairs June 11, 2006

poon tang burger

the act of a woman putting a burger in her poon while two men ejaculate onto the burger acting as condiments, they then eat this burger out of said poon.

Yo dude, I'm hungry, lets hit up my bitch see if she's down for a poon tang burger.

by darnzymoto July 23, 2009

poonburger

a common insult meant to describe someone who is both sexually promiscuous while also exhibiting a fast food fetish.

Person1 "dude that girl from the party ended up being a poonburger"
Person2 "did you get fries with that?"

by Scoop E. Bear March 7, 2011