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poon berries 

penis, the male genitalia, or the male happy place
some guy- " wanna see my poon berries!"
some girl- "no thank you..."
poon berries by molly kay April 27, 2006

Pooberry 

A small berry-like lump of poo that hangs 'on the vine' around the arse area.

See also 'Clagnut'

Or 'Arsegrape'
Stephanie discovered to her shame that she had developed a pooberry
Pooberry by Sir Oswald Muesli February 24, 2004

poonberry 

A rare fruit, seeked world-wide. It grows only on the Poon tree found mainly among the islands of Walla-walla in South America. Consumption of the sweet, tangy fruit is said to be the source of an instant orgasm. It is often used to create poontang. A drink which causes the consumer to experience life-like hallucinations involving fantasies, often sexual.
Look! It's the rare poonberry, I would give my left foot for that poonberry!

pooberry tea

1. a type of tea made from pooberries, tastes like poo

2. a child friendly way to say puberty (poo = pu, berry = ber, tea = ty)
Grace: Hi, what drinks do you have?
Piece of poo: Would you like some pooberry tea? I made it out of myself!!

Poonberry awkward 

a person (usually of the male species) attempting to 'get ass', however failing
Hazza was sooo poonberry awkward at da partay last night!

poonberry orchard

Poonberry orchard is a means of saying "getting ass." It can be used as guy code for trying to get with girls.
Bharat: Dude i went to poonberry orchard last night

(random black dude) WERD KID
poonberry orchard by bkuncham September 16, 2006