poomoid

A poomoid is a person who acts like a nobed

Poppy is a poomoid

by anonymous July 7, 2022

Poomid

The atmosphere left in the bathroom after a poo and a shower

When you've had a poo, and jumped straight in the shower. The moist farmyard aroma you leave is poomid

by andrich April 22, 2010

poomidity

The degree of wetness, especially of the atmosphere in a bathroom.

I just took a shower! Your crap made the poomidity in here sick!

by smoneytime October 28, 2008

Poomid

The shape of a perfectly formed pile of shit. The pyramid shape is the ultimate poo triangle. Often times left by show dogs, egyptians, and women.

May also be a pyramid of poo in a text message made by emoticons to represent the awesomeness of a poo an individual just saw, or took themselves without sending an actual picture of feces.

The dog is fabulous, it only makes poomids.

Jeff sent a poomid via text to Adrianne to represent how awesome of a poo his dog just took.

by JJ the jet plane December 7, 2012

Poovoidance

Avoiding a mind numbing task or person by escaping to the toilet for an extended poo session.

"I used a little bit of poovoidance to get out of the workplace safety training."

by Jackgasm February 19, 2023

pooroid

Someone who is poor.

HODL your way to a decent life or live forever as a pooroid slave.

by olalonzo February 2, 2026