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The atmosphere left in the bathroom after a poo and a shower
When you've had a poo, and jumped straight in the shower. The moist farmyard aroma you leave is poomid
Poomid by andrich April 22, 2010
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poomidity 

The degree of wetness, especially of the atmosphere in a bathroom.
I just took a shower! Your crap made the poomidity in here sick!
poomidity by smoneytime October 28, 2008
The shape of a perfectly formed pile of shit. The pyramid shape is the ultimate poo triangle. Often times left by show dogs, egyptians, and women.

May also be a pyramid of poo in a text message made by emoticons to represent the awesomeness of a poo an individual just saw, or took themselves without sending an actual picture of feces.
The dog is fabulous, it only makes poomids.

Jeff sent a poomid via text to Adrianne to represent how awesome of a poo his dog just took.
Poomid by JJ the jet plane December 7, 2012

Poovoidance 

Avoiding a mind numbing task or person by escaping to the toilet for an extended poo session.
"I used a little bit of poovoidance to get out of the workplace safety training."
Poovoidance by Jackgasm February 19, 2023
HODL your way to a decent life or live forever as a pooroid slave.
pooroid by olalonzo February 2, 2026