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Poomid
The shape of a perfectly formed pile of shit. The pyramid shape is the ultimate poo triangle. Often times left by show dogs, egyptians, and women.
May also be a pyramid of poo in a text message made by emoticons to represent the awesomeness of a poo an individual just saw, or took themselves without sending an actual picture of feces.
May also be a pyramid of poo in a text message made by emoticons to represent the awesomeness of a poo an individual just saw, or took themselves without sending an actual picture of feces.
The dog is fabulous, it only makes poomids.
Jeff sent a poomid via text to Adrianne to represent how awesome of a poo his dog just took.
Jeff sent a poomid via text to Adrianne to represent how awesome of a poo his dog just took.
Poomid by JJ the jet plane December 7, 2012
Poomiliation
When you walk into the bathroom right after someone who made a ..... well let's just say a "stinky" and you get blamed for his/her mistake by the next person entering into the bathroom.
Johnny first experienced "poomiliation" at the age of 16 upon entering into the restroom at a fancy restaurant after the man before him had enjoyed his baked beans a little too much. The man in line behind Johnny handed him a bottle of Bean-O and told him to be on his way.
Poomiliation by SenorT January 3, 2009
poomduang
poomduang by CircleSlash October 28, 2011
Poopid
The cupid of poop. When he hits you with his arrow, you suddenly get the urge to poop. He is the explanation for those surprise, emergency poops that tend to creep up on you at the most inconvenient of moments.
"Hey, man, what's wrong with you?"
"I think I just got hit by Poopid's arrow! I gotta take a shit—now!"
"I think I just got hit by Poopid's arrow! I gotta take a shit—now!"
Poopid by Zach's wife May 19, 2013
Pomidorro
Pomidorro likes to fuck pigs.
Pomidorro is such a pig fucker.
Hey look a pomidorro.
Pomidorro why u did fucked that pig
Pomidorro is such a pig fucker.
Hey look a pomidorro.
Pomidorro why u did fucked that pig
Pomidorro by A pig that you fucked July 14, 2011
Poopid
Poopid by ILoveFatDogs666 December 26, 2019
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