pookanitis

The Greek God of Pookie's

Pookanitis rules over all pookie's

by Pookie27 August 12, 2007

poonitis

1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.

1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."

by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008

Poopalitis

There are two different types of Poopalitis, chronic and acute. Chronic Poopalitis is an individual who has to shit all the time while Acute Poopalitis is an individual who shit's more than normal but not all the time.

I ate too much chili last night, it's now 3 a.m. and i'm glued to the toilet with Poopalitis.

by Dragon13 July 17, 2006

Profanitism

A religion bases on profanity. Founded in 3/10/2009, it is one of the most believed religion. There are ranks to go up by.

Crud
Crap
Dick
Shit
Fuck
Douche Bag
Nigga

"Dang, did you see Tom Cruise? He is part of this new religion called Profanitism. I better join!

by profanitist March 12, 2009

profanitist

Some one who is skilled in the art of profanity. An individual who uses to much profanity when speaking. Some one who uses profanity with an artistic flare.

My friend Jawknee is a profanitist. He is the only person I know who can use f**k as a verb,adverb,pronoun,noun, and adjective all in one sentence.

Yo, what the f**ks up f**king west palm beach? are you f**kers ready to f**king rock?

Are you motherf**kers really going to motherf**king do that motherf**king s**t.

by Hair-e January 1, 2009

poowangitis

This is a term used to describe one who was not previously a poowan, but is in the process of or is now a poowan. This british slang term is used as an insult.

Dude, i feel really gay.

I think you’ve caught poowangitis, bro.

by Willeth Slatter April 12, 2019

Poolantis

When you take such a huge dump that it actually rises above the water level inside the toilet.

Guy #1: Are you alright? You were in there for a long time.
Guy #2: Dude, I think I just found the Lost City of Poolantis.

by KBo1138 October 10, 2008