poojou

A Hebrew gentleman who works in the sewage treatment or septic tank cleaning trade.

Herschel Feinstein was affectionately called the "poojou" by his closest friends.

by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 16, 2003

Poopourri

Poopourri is the residue left on a toilet seat after someone has taken a bad and messy shit. Generally so bad that it requires you to seek another toilet to utilize.

Damn, who the hell keeps leaving the poopourri all over the shitter? I'm tired of having to run upstairs because our crapper is so fucked up!

by Big Ed Moustapha June 22, 2009

poojuana

some icky stick marijuana

man thats some good poojuana
i want some poojuana

by Jayson poopy poops November 30, 2005

poopourri

When two people sitting in adjacent bathroom stalls take a shit concurrently, creating a mixture of shitty odors. Can be accented with the addition of ineffective bathroom spray, which enhances the aroma with the slight smell of flowers.

What the hell did we eat? We just made a poopourri! Hurry, spray some air freshener and light a match!

by Velliemay August 3, 2012

poojoing

Verb. To poojoe, taking a cup of coffee into the bathroom and drinking it in order to force a shit.

Damn! Every morning I see him poojoing into the employee restroom and nastying the place up.

by thegster October 26, 2012

Poopourri

n. any fragrant aerosol spray used to provide cover for offensive odors emanating from one's own ass or another.

Roomate walks by the bathroom and yells at the door:

Dude! how about spraying some of that poopourri up in there?? Dayyumm!

by Contrl12 February 22, 2009

Poojob

When a girl shits on a guy's cock then proceeds to jack it off.

Trollieman is such a fag. He got a poojob from an Orangutan!

by Iceberg33 August 30, 2010