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poobooking 

Poobooking is the act of checking Facebook while you are sitting on the toilet taking a poo.
"What's taking you so long in the bathroom? Are you poobooking again?"
poobooking by KcirtapS March 8, 2015
An Msn name that randomly adds people and says "How Doon" or "What ya doon!"
One dude: "Wth i have just had someone called poodoon add me"
Another dude: "Oh yeah man! that dude added me randomly weeks back"
Poodoon by DaveyHULKk March 24, 2010
A fine gentleman with exceptional standards, charisma, and rugged good looks.
All of us ladies fawn for men like PooDonkey and despise Weeble Wobbles.
poodonkey by Corky March 13, 2003
comes from the ancient saxon root, "puo dankie"

which means, to look like a big fat donkey farker, ie mother of hrimkalder from the ancient english poem, Vorsteinglaus.
that girl looks like poodonkey. her crack is very smelly
poodonkey by loraina bobbit February 14, 2005

Voodooken 

Frostmanes most annoying mage. A total ass.

He is the reason a few of my friends have quit playing WoW. All he do is find you when you are doing a quest or running around collecting ore and fucking kills you for no reason and laugh at you like a faget.

He is a mage so you can't outrun him and if you do he waits for you to come back. He goes on the the forums with some RP speak that only nerds enjoy.

Faget pos. Someone make him quit.
I cant do anything with this idiot killing me
Must be Voodooken, faget.
Voodooken by xxxslayerxxx November 28, 2011

PooPooKnocker 

A villain who knocks door to door leaving a bag of poop to upset his unsuspecting victim.
Last night someone knocked on my door and left me a bag of poop on my doorstep. It must have been the PooPooKnocker (PPK)
PooPooKnocker by Sally O'Malley January 24, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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