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Poo Pirate

A poo pirate is a homosexual man, commonly refered to as a fag or/and homo. However the term Poo Pirate is very fitting as they like to raid/ravage each others asses like pirates
"Man look at that poo pirate"

"Ur dads a poo pirate"

"What's the bet that guys a poo pirate"

"No need to get all cut cause ur a poo pirate"
Poo Pirate by Shush_rules November 23, 2006

poo pirate

See rump ranger, rear admiral, butt cowboy, fudge packer, hampster hider, chutney ferret, crooked torch, homosexualist et al.
poo pirate by James March 3, 2003

poo pirate

One who pirates poo; a captain of a poo-going vessel with a full poo crew.
Good sir, i believe you to be a poo pirate!
I say!
poo pirate by I got no pants April 20, 2003

poo pirate

a male enjoys insert their genitalia into another mans anus
look its that damn poo pirate again
poo pirate by Cupernicus November 8, 2002

poo pirate

A male who willingly engages in anal sex with another male.
I do declare that Mr Stromberg eyed me up most distastefully in geography today. I swear the man's a poo pirate!
poo pirate by Kopf Slap November 11, 2009

killer poo pirate 

a living being with a very sharp penis who engages in anal intercourse with women and often causes fatal tearing of the mucas membrane.
that horse was a total killer poo pirate
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