Poo Flinger

Stupid people, people who are barely evolved beyond poo flinging primates in intelligence.

Look at that poo flinger, what a dumbass.

by Flecker January 23, 2009

Poo Flinger

When two kids are in the tub and one drops a dookie and they start throwing it at each other.

1st Girl: "Hey don't be a poo flinger"
2nd Girl: "Shut up and eat my poo" she says as she becomes a poo flinger

by bodinkie1 October 31, 2009

poo flinger

When your arrested in a cell and you act like a baboon and throw poo at the pigs

Ed was so drunk when they arrested him for saluting a ship drunk and naked from his own boat, he became a poo flinger.

by daveypeepee August 31, 2006

Poo Finger

when you put you finger into your boxers and gather up the sweet and poo onto your finger and rub it under someones nose, leaving the smell under thier nose for hours

tadgh - "it smells of ass round here"
rob - *in hysterics*
tadgh - "rob did you poo finger me?"

by mattyboy555 January 12, 2010

poo finger

the act of getting fingered in the ass. the result is a poo finger

person A: i was watching a porn. its was hot, but then the chick fingered her asshole.. and it had to smell.. like like like...
person B: like a poo finger?
person A: whats that
person B: look it up at www.urbandictionary.com

by shortbusguy July 21, 2006

Poo Finger

Custom single-finger glove designed to cover a surgically installed anus on the tip of one's own left index finger.

Did you hear about the Asian guy born without an anus? He saved his money until he was 55 so he could finally get it plumbed. Hope he had enough savings leftover for his Poo Finger.

by Dub Dub Lifer April 13, 2011

poo finger

A shot of gin, with a small hint of Lea & Perrins. Consumed in one go. Can also be a 'shit finger' when using tabasco sauce.

Origins of first invention trace back to the 'Nutshell' pub, in Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk of England. The pub is one of the smallest in the UK.

"Shut up Jamel you nigger, and take a poo finger"

"Can I please have £20s worth of shit fingers, then hand them round the bar to all these old people reading papers"

by Mike Raphael December 26, 2008