poo diddler 

one who diddles poo; the art/andor/act of diddling ones poo

Sam! You poo diddler!

poo diddler by LA.J December 16, 2008

Poodidler 

Someone who tends to put off defecation, otherwise known as taking a shit, until they have a loaf hanging at their kness. Derived from poo(feces) and dilly dallying (stalling)

that guy is walking so weird he must be a poodidler.

Poodidler by Big Gay Jaiimes July 1, 2004

Poondiddler 

one who is trained in the art of diddling poon.

one who pleases women through fingerbanging

"That Patrick sure is an expert poondiddler"

Poondiddler by turdmasterflex April 8, 2009