turdmasterflex's definitions

Poondiddler

one who is trained in the art of diddling poon.

one who pleases women through fingerbanging

"That Patrick sure is an expert poondiddler"

by turdmasterflex April 8, 2009

poodle bomb

little turd droplets which make the little circular turd marks on the bottom or your shoes

"awhe shit man, my backyard has been poodle bombed"

by turdmasterflex April 7, 2009