Definitions by turdmasterflex

Poondiddler 

one who is trained in the art of diddling poon.

one who pleases women through fingerbanging

"That Patrick sure is an expert poondiddler"

Poondiddler by turdmasterflex April 8, 2009

poodle bomb 

little turd droplets which make the little circular turd marks on the bottom or your shoes

"awhe shit man, my backyard has been poodle bombed"

poodle bomb by turdmasterflex April 7, 2009