Ponts 

Noun/ Adjective. Deriving from The R.Hamsters way of communicating that something is pants, there are pants on the stair case, someone just cacked their pants at The Woodster coming at them like a wet flannel etc. Can be (1)used as gereral term of derogation or (2) as substitute word when one is failing to find proper English ones and of course (3) to mean undercrackers.

(1) Megadeath!?....More like Megaponts...

(2) Where is Alphie?? On the chuffing...*gesture towards counter*...ponts!

(3) Let us visit La Senza's and buy some new ponts.

Ponts by Rufio. March 29, 2010

Ponts 

Ponts is like pants but it’s a joke you would have to put a word before ponts like if something is funny you would say lolly-ponts

1)passy ponts if you want someone to pass a ball to you

2)saddy ponts if your sad

3)maddy ponts if your mad at someone of something

Ponts by I made up the best word EVER June 17, 2019

Ponts Ninjas

The awesomest group of ninjas in the universe. You would be lucky to be invited to join this wonderful group. This group consists of three lead members, the rest are followers. These people find pants they like and "steal" them. Even if they happen to be on a person.

ZOmg, that girls one of the Ponts Ninjas. (you can tell by her mask and the awesomest wacky pants with gomushins)

Ponts Ninjas by pONtZNinja3 September 5, 2006

Ponts Off 

to pontificate from a soapbox like a entitled millennial man would; best heard through a British accent

He really is going ponts off about how capitalism is the ruin of the modern world...

Boy, sometimes I wish I could ponts off like men of a certain time and station tend to do...

Ponts Off by Phillip Chandra July 7, 2025

Trownce in Yo Ponts

From Germany. The fact that trance music makes you feel good in your ponts.

You've got Trownce in Yo Ponts!

Trownce in Yo Ponts by E.S.S May 16, 2011

Couple of Pints 

More than 2 drinks when you go out with your friends no matter what your partner thinks

Going out for a couple of Pints with the lads

Couple of Pints by Scotch Jock November 19, 2021

sagging pants 

when a gay male is looking for a gay mate

“why do you have sagging pants”
“i’m looking for a gay boyfriend”

sagging pants by purple cherry tree June 25, 2021