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Noun/ Adjective. Deriving from The R.Hamsters way of communicating that something is pants, there are pants on the stair case, someone just cacked their pants at The Woodster coming at them like a wet flannel etc. Can be (1)used as gereral term of derogation or (2) as substitute word when one is failing to find proper English ones and of course (3) to mean undercrackers.
(1) Megadeath!?....More like Megaponts...

(2) Where is Alphie?? On the chuffing...*gesture towards counter*...ponts!

(3) Let us visit La Senza's and buy some new ponts.
by Rufio. March 29, 2010
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